Recipe For A Happy Marriage

Okay...this one is just for fun!

1 Cup Consideration
2 Cups Flattery, carefully concealed
2 Cups Milk of Human Kindness
1 Gallon Faith in G-d and Each Other
1 Reasonable Budget, mixed with a generous dash of cooperation
1 Cup each, Confidence & Encouragement
2 Cups Praise
1 small pinch In-laws
3 tsp. pure extract of "I'm Sorry."
1 Cup Contentment
1 Large or 2 Small Hobbies
1 Cup of blindness to each other's faults

For extra flavor, add recreation and a dash of happy memories. Stir well & remove any specks of jealousy, temper or critisism. If you like a sweeter product, add a generous portion of love. Keep warm with a steady flame of devotion. Never serve with a cold shoulder or hot tongue. Add to the recipe the presence and love of G-d and you have quite a home.

-- Author Unknown